Ok, so yesterday’s post had me feeling quasi-invincible in my relationship. I barely spoke to my boyfriend this afternoon and we didn’t spend much time chatting this evening. But when we did I stupidly sent him a link to Etsy showing my ideal engagement ring. Because I am CRAZY! I also showed him snippets of rings I’d picked out for him.
YUP I picked out rings for him.
Welcome to Crazy Bitch Island! My name is Jill and I will be your tour guide through rushing headlong into a commitment! To your left you will see desperation! Now look closely, desperation is about to turn 31 and her ovaries are shriveling up fast! To your right we see fear and anxiety. Give them a nice round of applause folks! Fear and anxiety fund our little home here on Crazy Bitch Island!
Warning: Please keep all hands and feet away from Fear and Anxiety, as you get closer they will either devour you or run back to their home!
So very quickly after telling him this and him impressing on me that he wouldn’t want to wear a wedding ring and that it was way too soon to be discussing this, I felt the old urges rising. They told me pull up the anchor and RUN!
This is always my problem. I want him because he doesn’t want me as much. This is my pattern. If you love me too much, I lose interest. If you don’t love me enough, I suffer. Mr. W is not wrapped around my finger, so I am dying inside. The second he will start to crave me, I will run.
Crazy Bitch Island has lots of vacancies and time shares, should you think about joining me long term.
Biggigity Switch 